Monday, December 20, 2010

Snow Ruins Everything.

I was supposed to have awesome, fantastic, fun, calorie burning MARD practice tonight, but stupid snow came and  ruined everything.

People all over facebook are proclaiming their love for snow, and it's really annoying.

Snow ruins everything.

The only people who should like snow is children.
Children have no responsibilities, they don't understand that snow makes traveling the shortest distances impossible and unsafe (because not many people can drive safely in the snow, cities and towns aren't properly funded/equipped to sand/salt/plow roads), snow creates more emergencies (car crashes, heart attacks while shoveling snow, people slipping on ice and calling 911, power outages, flooding areas/homes when it finally melts, people not cleaning snow and ice off of the top of their monster SUVs and the newly created deadly weapon slicing though someone's windshield, the geniuses who refuse to completely clean off their windows and then crash into someone/something when they can't see...need I go on?)

So, apparently, most of my friends are 12 years old. They for some reason are overjoyed that normal operations are grinding to a halt due to the lovely blanket of frozen hell covering the surrounding areas.

So, I am stuck at home because it is snowing, and I might have to go to Job #1 if it continues, because job #1 involves working when the surrounding areas decide to get covered in frozen hell.

I'm going to do a modded circuit and be angry at snow.

Snow, snow, go away; don't come back any other day.

Listening to:  Helena - The Misfits

1 comment:

  1. I usually don't mind it, but driving to and from the gym last night (and this morning) = not fun and dangerous. My car is not a fan of snow, therefore I am not a fan of driving in it.

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